Monday, September 21, 2009

Child Abuse

Why do some people insist on giving their kids STUPID names? It's child abuse. Those poor kids are going to have to go through life explaining why their parents named them that awful name. Some of them don't have a chance. Imagine going through life with the name Lullaby, or Scarlett Night, or Clitori. Did you want your child to be a stripper? Or a boy named Chase Dickie, or Cotton. Who knew he'd grow up to be a gay designer? What else could he be? Or Sophidea, is that a name or an STD? A personal favorite... La-A (pronounced La-dash-a). Then getting mad when no one can say it right. Well no shit sherlock! That's because it's a symbol, not a name!!

Seriously people! WHY? What ever happened to naming a child a normal name, spelled normally. Any more that's more original than these stupid words that people pass off for names!! Just because the letters can be grouped together, and sounded out, that doesn't make them names. I think people should have to get the names approved before the poor innocent baby is made to live with it. Jack, Matthew, Sarah, Megan, Tyler? Yes you are approved and may name your baby that. Gamma, Lullaby, Imaginique, Zerin, Nivek, Nevaeh? I'm sorry, you're going to need to try again. Those names are stupid and should not be given to animals, let alone innocent babies!!

Everyone else has one!

So what the heck! Everyone else has a blog, why not me? I have a very boring life, and nothing really to blog about, but why not! Maybe this will give me somewhere to vent. Especially when life gets tougher than I think I can handle.